Smells Like Teen Spirit (Re: Demoting Deodorant)

I came across Forking Mad's post, Demoting Deodorant , and at the end, he asks, "Am I in the minority?" Now, I haven't the slightest clue as to the percentage of people blessed by the pit gods, but I can confidently say, "You're not alone." My husband, too, received their blessing. Once he had come of age, the gods looked down upon him and smiled. They chanted their heavenly incantations and…