Out of My Depth [Mechanics]

My hubris will kill me. This is an attempt at both "keep it simple stupid" and "all the fun things I want". It is a prime example of "have your cake and eat it too". FAQ Is it good? I have no idea, but probably not. Did you have to do this? No, but also yes. It called to me like a siren and I don't have any beeswax (or rope). How does it work? It's meant to simulate being whacked in combat without…