Don’t use these 7 ways to hijack attention and sell anything if your product sucks

The year is 2039. We have flying cars, billionaires go to Mars for summer vacation and intelligent robots are doing all the menial work. Then one Tuesday evening your doctor friend tells you he found a way to cure cancer. And he needs your help to get it into the hands of billions of people. You need to help him sell it. Now that you know you literally have the BEST PRODUCT EVER in your hands, you…