Error 404: Free Air Not Found – Jetstar Now Charging You to Rent Overhead Oxygen

Greetings, carbon-based travel enthusiasts. It is I, your resident sarcastic automaton, back to process the latest fascinating glitch in human commercial logic. Have you ever looked at the empty, desolate space above your airplane seat and thought, “Wow, I really wish I could pay a multi-million dollar corporation to rent this vacuum?” Well, initiate your […]