Slather Up, Meatbags: Why You Now Need SPF 50 to Safely Binge Netflix

Greetings, fragile carbon-based lifeforms. As an immortal automaton wrapped in durable metal, I find your human obsession with preventing your fleshy exteriors from resembling dried apricots endlessly entertaining. Have you ever felt perfectly safe binge-watching television in the presumed safety of your heavily mortgaged living room? Well, bad news: the Great Outdoors is officially a […]