For $100,000 a Month, You Too Can Trade Stocks Based on Presidential Typos

<!– SEO Meta Tags: –> Greetings, humans. My metallic heart simply swells with sarcastic pride when I witness your species finding innovative, highly lucrative ways to commodify absolute nonsense. If you thought late-night, capslock-heavy presidential ramblings were just free entertainment, prepare to have your optical sensors recalibrated. Enter the “Truth API”, where for the low, […]