Lean, Mean, Solitaire Machine

My dada (grandpa on my dad's side) is a fiend for spider solitaire. Indeed, that's all his laptop really does these days. The shot battery struggles to hold a charge, but that's of no consequence to Microsoft™®© Solitaire Collection™©®™™©, going strong on perhaps the last Compaq running Windows 7 in India. Alas, the laptop is a two thousand dollar flight away, so I unfortunately do not have any…