One Frozen Gopher API, Native Clients from Mac OS 9 to Android

I froze a tiny machine-readable Gopher API so any client that speaks RFC 1436 can drive my homelab Spotify bridge — no SDK, no auth dance. Then I wrote native remotes for Mac OS 9, OS X 10.5 on a Power Mac G5, 10.6, and Android. Same three-line protocol, 24 years apart.