0800-CALL-A-CRITIC

Hello, ARTIST! Thank you for your patience, you’re through to 0800-CALL-A-CRITIC , the twenty four hour critical help hotline. This is Dog Star speaking – the brightest star in the night sky. Woof! What artistic malady can I be of critical-assistance with today?’ Dog Star is it? Big sigh. Yeah, listen. I am not an artist, I am a critic. Critic with a capital C, and I feel like an imposter, ringing…