Melania

I’ve asked the only friend I know with an Odeon subscription to come with me to see Melania Trump’s self-titled film because I don’t want anyone spending real money on this. Before we go into Screen 9, he laughs and asks if I want a picture because on the wall in front of us is a huge, blinding light box of the woman herself. Straight suit, heels in profile, legs crossed on a chair. It’s black and…