These lassies! If it’s not their periods, then it’s worry about their … freshness.

‘[First Minister] John Swinney has defended the use of more than £45,000 of public funds on business-class flights … to the World Cup. … Justice Secretary Neil Gray defended the business class flights as a means of ensuring ministers “arrive fresh” when they travel overseas… “[I]t is right that they are able to arrive fresh, […]