Scary Demons!!!

Bursts out of a portal covered in scorch marks and smelling of sulfur Holy Astral Turbo-Dragon! That was a close one. What? Oh, I was just fighting a demon. The arch-devil Lord Writingblock himself, keeper of the infernal archive 1 , in fact. I barely made it out alive this time. That son of a leech is ever at my heels, thirsting for my blood. But not today! I banished that scoundrel to the Fourth…