The train seat incident

The incident I’m about to tell you about happened a few weeks ago, but life is busy, so I’ve only just got around to writing about it. Prepare yourself for The Tale of the Train Seat Incident! I get the train to and from work these days because of the whole ME, lack of bounce in bungee situation. On this occasion, I was returning from work on a busy train, and ended up in the section of the…