Trillionaire thinks he’s being bullied into paying songwriters too much.

Breaking (fictional) news: The world’s first trillionaire has gone public, claiming he’s being blackmailed into paying song royalties for every tune that ever existed. His solution? “If I’d just started chewing xylitol gum, I wouldn’t need a dentist, let alone a royalty accountant.” Elon Musk’s Royalty‑Evasion Playbook In a parallel universe, Elon Musk is reportedly [ ]