I Published a Book

I can now add 'Published Author' to my resume and if you look at my book on Amazon, I'm sure you will be impressed! Not everyone is able to churn out a book with OVER 40 pages like I can, and I didn't even need to include any pictures! Hopefully by now you realize I am being facetious. My 'book' that I published has less than 300 words. It would be more appropriate to call it a coloring book,…