Yet More Definitive Footy Takes

You got the kit takes, and on the first day of the 2026-27 Premier League season (Holders Arsenal host newcomers Coventry City at 3:00, live on USA), you get another definitive analysis. I offer you the GTB vibes-based Premier League predicted order of finish. First, a few opinions from the experts: Opta is a analytical outfit that uses data to model predicted outcomes. Here's their take . Three…