Game Reviews: Breath of Fire and Sweetest Monster

Breath of Fire (1993) Breath of Fire's so goddam fiddly . There's always some shit you're missing because you didn't note down all 817 locked doors you're supposed to come back to once you've unlocked one of the 39 different powerups/keys. There's so much layered-on Videogame Bullshit, all their attempts to complicate the (extremely basic) formula just get on my nerves. It's very funny that your…