irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

maeaneke : hussyknee : tarragonthedragon : irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy* me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned! irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am! welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned! ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes…