This is why I instantly hate any story with the premise of “what if there were actually…

asteroidtroglodyte : asteroidtroglodyte : “We are descended from the Witches you couldn’t burn!” It’s a nice sentiment, I like the energy, I do. That said, I am actually descended from a “Salem Witch,” and my Ancestor, Mary Isham Towne, was not burnt at the stake , she was hanged by the neck until dead. We’re not savages y’know. Furthermore, Mary Isham Towne was a churchgoing, god-fearing woman,…