The Worst 2.6% of the Planet?

“Why did the chicken cross the road?” is a set-up to an age old joke that really isn’t very funny, but it’s become a trope (or meme, if you’re of a younger generation) that’s withstood the test of time. It’s also not a particularly interesting question (although apparently, how they navigate such treks is). If you’re driving down the road and you see some chickens crossing, you’re best served by…