fucking news: audio

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1. 1▶AUDIO: Bessent Loses Iran War Even Faster than Hegseth DidThe Fucking NewsNotes
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2. 2▶AUDIO: Bessent Replaces Hegseth to Run Iran WarThe Fucking NewsNotes
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3. 3▶AUDIO: Trump Finally Creating Jobs ... for Pirates!The Fucking NewsNotes
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4. 4▶AUDIO: Fiscal-Austerity Party Raises National Debt to $40 TrillionThe Fucking NewsNotes
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5. 5▶AUDIO: Bobby Jr.’s Back-to-School Special: Free Measles!The Fucking NewsNotes
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6. 6▶AUDIO: Oh, No! Trump's 60-Day Iran Ceasefire Is Ending!The Fucking NewsNotes
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7. 7▶AUDIO: Even the Military Are Jumping ShipThe Fucking NewsNotes
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8. 8▶AUDIO: Trump Deregulates Money-Laundering IndustryThe Fucking NewsNotes
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9. 9▶Evan Hurst and Jonathan Larsen Fuck the NewsThe Fucking News: Bonus StoriesNotes
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10. 10▶Pete Dominick and I Fuck the NewsThe Fucking News: Bonus StoriesNotes
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11. 11▶Matt Robison and I Kinda Debate the NewsThe Fucking News: Bonus StoriesNotes
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