# fucking news (audio feeds) — RSS Amplifier Recent posts from the 2 feeds in the RSS Amplifier directory that cover fucking news. Page: Feed: --- ## [AUDIO: Bessent Loses Iran War Even Faster than Hegseth Did](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/audio-bessent-loses-iran-war-even) _2026-08-25 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ The Fucking News for Aug. 25, 2026 [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/212697752/3ab77b70dd3710d7a6b088e7b4c4b42a.mp3) ## [Bessent Loses Iran War Even Faster than Hegseth Did](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/bessent-loses-iran-war-even-faster) _2026-08-25 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ Bessent’s declaration of economic war against Iran segued seamlessly into a declaration of fuck it ## [AUDIO: Bessent Replaces Hegseth to Run Iran War](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/audio-bessent-replaces-hegseth-to) _2026-08-24 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ The Fucking News for Aug. 24, 2026 [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/212553004/d993af0508d3039ffbacae799f1e8363.mp3) ## [Bessent Replaces Hegseth to Run Iran War](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/bessent-replaces-hegseth-to-run-iran) _2026-08-24 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ Switching tactics from military to economic may help obscure Trump’s switch from losing the military war to losing the economic war ## [Tom Suozzi Lied about His Anti-DSA Campaign](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/tom-suozzi-lied-about-his-anti-dsa) _2026-08-23 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ No one caught it, but the New York Democrat just said his goals aren’t what he said his goals were ## [Carville Declares War on Democrats](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/carville-declares-war-on-democrats) _2026-08-23 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ The over-quoted, under-thinking strategist’s strategy for the election is purging the party of motivated voters ## [Facepalm The Nation: Your Weekly TFN](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/facepalm-the-nation-your-weekly-tfn-474) _2026-08-21 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ The best and/or worst of the week in newsfucking, Aug. 15-21, 2026 ## [AUDIO: Trump Finally Creating Jobs ... for Pirates!](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/audio-trump-finally-creating-jobs) _2026-08-21 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ The Fucking News for Aug. 21, 2026 [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/212143248/8494f1602bdd85f348e4238f8b48620d.mp3) ## [Trump Finally Creating Jobs ... for Pirates!](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/trump-finally-creating-jobs-for-pirates) _2026-08-21 · The Fucking News_ Will Trump add a pirate job-creation plank to the platform at the upcoming RrrrrNC? ## [AUDIO: Fiscal-Austerity Party Raises National Debt to $40 Trillion](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/audio-fiscal-austerity-party-raises) _2026-08-20 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ The Fucking News for Aug. 20, 2026 [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211991986/ad9edd228e56e6a842debd45e0acf8ea.mp3) ## [AI News Summaries & Audio (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/BkX8UXeLbvKJ) _2026-08-20 · **Sponsored**_ Tap an article for an AI summary and an audio briefing. ## [Fiscal-Austerity Party Raises National Debt to $40 Trillion](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/fiscal-austerity-party-raises-national) _2026-08-20 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ Trump and the GOP Congress hit new debt milestone to finance cutting government services and enriching the rich ## [AUDIO: Bobby Jr.’s Back-to-School Special: Free Measles!](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/audio-bobby-jrs-back-to-school-special) _2026-08-18 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ The Fucking News for Aug. 18, 2026 [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211711923/a4b32bec2030fa9cef55b242ac038446.mp3) ## [Bobby Jr.’s Back-to-School Special: Free Measles!](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/bobby-jrs-back-to-school-special) _2026-08-18 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ Vaccination-exemption rates hit record high the way remorse will hit asshole parents who don't vaccinate their kids ## [Handy-Dandy, All-Purpose Tom Suozzi Cocktail-Party Tracker®](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/handy-dandy-all-purpose-tom-suozzi) _2026-08-17 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ Patent pending, just like organizing, which is also pending ## [AUDIO: Oh, No! Trump's 60-Day Iran Ceasefire Is Ending!](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/audio-oh-no-trumps-60-day-iran-ceasefire) _2026-08-17 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ The Fucking News for Aug. 17, 2026 [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211555339/7953fe519dcf2a470b815ea39fa1bb69.mp3) ## [Oh, No! Trump's 60-Day Iran Ceasefire Is Ending!](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/oh-no-trumps-60-day-iran-ceasefire) _2026-08-17 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ The historic milestone agreement might come to an end today without securing the lasting peace Trump already won multiple times ## [Congressman Trapped in Endless Cocktail Party](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/congressman-trapped-in-endless-cocktail) _2026-08-13 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ New York Democrat Tom Suozzi issued the same cry for help against democratic socialists at least five times in seven weeks ## [AUDIO: Even the Military Are Jumping Ship](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/audio-even-the-military-are-jumping) _2026-08-13 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ The Fucking News for Aug. 13, 2026 [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211035292/ca51bc4f536d5ae8495dfd46123f1b6e.mp3) ## [Even the Military Are Jumping Ship](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/even-the-military-are-jumping-ship) _2026-08-13 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ If you thought Trump's approval ratings with civilians were underwater... ## [AUDIO: Trump Deregulates Money-Laundering Industry](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/audio-trump-deregulates-money-laundering) _2026-08-12 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News_ The Fucking News for Aug. 12, 2026 [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/210901372/5e25012c3ea8474789ad003311c7c652.mp3) ## [Transcript-Driven Stock Discovery (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/Zzjg7wwtBJPK) _2026-08-12 · **Sponsored**_ Ranked, evidence-backed watchlists from indexed executive transcripts for 1–2 quarter horizons ## [No Defense Department, No Defense](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/no-defense-department-no-defense) _2026-08-04 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News: Bonus Stories_ The federal government has stopped defending the American people from virtually everything, including itself ## [Jeanine Pirro Just Accused the Interior Department of a Coverup](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/jeanine-pirro-just-accused-the-interior) _2026-08-01 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News: Bonus Stories_ Prosecutors didn’t just admit the pool story was bullshit, they accused a federal agency of covering it up (the truth, not the pool) ## [Evan Hurst and Jonathan Larsen Fuck the News](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/evan-hurst-and-jonathan-larsen-fuck) _2026-07-25 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News: Bonus Stories_ A totally free-wheeling, unplanned dialogue about the state of politics today [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/207825922/352c954bc7d7ed1d18c26e9908689491.mp3) ## [Lindsey Graham, Noted Country-Ruiner, Tragically Dead at 71](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/lindsey-graham-noted-country-ruiner) _2026-07-12 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News: Bonus Stories_ The South Carolina Republican left a legacy of bad things ## [Pete Dominick and I Fuck the News](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/pete-dominick-and-i-fuck-the-news) _2026-07-05 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News: Bonus Stories_ Thanks to STAND UP! With Pete Dominick for having me on! [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/204710386/e407a1608529c56b4fdb870347cfe018.mp3) ## [Patriotism Today](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/patriotism-today) _2026-07-04 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News: Bonus Stories_ After a quarter of a millennium, America is fighting off the greatest threat we've ever faced ## [Matt Robison and I Kinda Debate the News](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/matt-robison-and-i-kinda-debate-the) _2026-06-30 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News: Bonus Stories_ What do DSA wins and SCOTUS rulings mean for our future? I joined Matt Robison on his Substack Live to discuss... [Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/204326262/446f16944c6ce9c0890e9719719394d2.mp3) ## [The Great American State Fail](https://thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/the-great-american-state-fail) _2026-06-28 · Jonathan Larsen · The Fucking News: Bonus Stories_ The definitive guide to the Great American State Fair reflecting Trump's incompetence and dipshittery