Is this Raspberry Pi Pico 2 clone any good?

When I was recently scrolling on AliExpress, I saw a Raspberry Pi Pico 2 knockoff, which has a USB-C port. Since I really hate micro-USB-B, I ordered some boards - what could go wrong? Well, as you can see in my following analysis: A lot. I hope my work gives you some guidance so you can analyze other boards as well.