you should read COBOLs wikipedia article

A couple months back, i stumbled upon the Wikipedia page for COBOL, and it's honestly incredible. You can read it here Read it? Alrighty, I'm gonna gush about it a bit now. First of all, the whole gravestone story was great. Peak comedy right there. I also love how the development timeline of COBOL is kind of a microcosm of all the things that can go horribly wrong with Enterprise™®© software. It…