DO NOT BUY THE BRAIN-READING AI BEANIE!

I REPEAT: DO NOT BUY THE TECH-BROS' AI-POWERED, CLOUD-BASED, AGENTIC, BRAIN-READING BEANIE! I didn't spend 30 years advocating for Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanies only for you all to fall for the dumbest, most transparent attempt to data-mine and control people's minds ever made. This "product" (which actually makes you a product) is from Silicon Valley startup Sabi. According to Wired , their CEO…