You Have Got the Misfire

In todays episode, we lament the dead dance floor, as folks ditch boogie for binge-scrolling. Gym bros in weighted vests turn workouts into medieval torture, while e-bike dads zoom like they're in a budget apocalypse flick. We wish we’d gone to college to major in Deep State and master the art of tinfoil-hat conspiracies. Have a great day Everyone! Support Fiddly Dicking Merch Store -…