Best Investment I Ever Made

Out there on the patio — it's a bird, it's a plane, it's... my can holder? Yes. I saw it in a Seven-11 many years ago and instantly raced to grab it before anyone else could. No better summary exists of my take on things — then or now. For $1.99 or whatever it cost I get at least one laugh and many smiles each day, every time I see it — which is often since I drink a lot of Caffeine-Free Diet Coke…