The four-room floor plan that lets family business beat private equity

“Stop jumping on the sofa!” “No eating in the living room!” “Do not draw on the walls!” I keep trying to remind myself of one thing. Assume everything in our home is already broken. (we’re in the toddler years right now…) I keep trying to think: the couches are already stained with food. The walls already have marker on them. With young kids, keeping the house in order is a losing fight, and I've…