# evangelist (blogs) — RSS Amplifier Recent posts from the 3 feeds in the RSS Amplifier directory that cover evangelist. Page: Feed: --- ## [SPECIMEN #0021: Venditor recursivus (The Recursive Seller)](https://verminoftheinternet.com/specimen-0021-venditor-recursivus-the-recursive-seller/) _2026-07-26 · verminoftheinternet · Vermin of the Internet_ Or How to Earn Money Selling Guides About Earning Money Selling Guides Classification: Advice Merchant / Digital Product Fabricator / Pinterest Evangelist Habitat: Medium.com, Gumroad storefronts, Pinterest boards about Pinterest strategy, the specific corner of the internet where the product and the instructions for making the product are the same product Diet: Aspiring creators, the dream of… ## [The Workflow Evangelist](https://verminoftheinternet.com/the-workflow-evangelist/) _2026-07-25 · verminoftheinternet · Vermin of the Internet_ Or How to Solve Writing By Removing the Word "Delve" SPECIMEN #020: Promptus optimus Classification : Productivity Guru / Workflow Evangelist / Reformed Mediocre Writer Habitat : Medium.com, LinkedIn carousel posts, YouTube thumbnails featuring shocked faces and the word "SECRET," course platforms where the checkout page has a countdown timer Diet : Engagement metrics, recycled advice, and the… ## [Fantasia Americana](https://jordanhenderson.substack.com/p/fantasia-americana) _2026-07-04 · Jordan Henderson · Jordan’s Substack_ Five paintings, four of them new, for the July 4th, that marks the 250th. ## [first post](https://danmaxfox.com/first-post/) _2026-06-26 · danmaxfox · dan fox_ excited to get postin'! ## [Diversify & Rule](https://jordanhenderson.substack.com/p/diversify-and-rule) _2026-05-25 · Jordan Henderson · Jordan’s Substack_ New sociopolitical painting of mine. ## [How to Lose 60kg in Six Weeks by Sticking a Patch on Your Arm and Believing Very Hard](https://verminoftheinternet.com/how-to-lose-60kg-in-six-weeks-by-sticking-a-patch-on-your-arm-and-believing-very-hard/) _2026-05-18 · verminoftheinternet · Vermin of the Internet_ Classification: Transdermal Optimist / Nano-Needle Evangelist / Testimonial Fabricator Habitat: Facebook ads, Instagram stories, TikTok wellness influencers, landing pages with countdown timers and "Only 200 left today" banners, Shenzhen industrial zones Diet: Desperation, hope, the gap between "clinically tested" and "clinically proven", and the enduring belief that a patch can do what diet and… ## [The Ammortal Chamber: Or How to Sell Someone a Lie-Down for £120,000](https://verminoftheinternet.com/the-ammortal-chamber-or-how-to-sell-someone-a-lie-down-for-120000/) _2026-05-12 · verminoftheinternet · Vermin of the Internet_ SPECIMEN #018: Aggregatus immortalis Classification: Device Grifter / Synergy Merchant / Longevity Aggregator Habitat: High-end wellness clinics, glass-fronted rooms containing a single expensive object, brochures printed on very thick paper, and the Goop gift guide. Diet: Inflammation anxiety, optimisation fatigue, and the belief that more technologies, applied simultaneously, must be better than… ## [Why Facebook Won't Remove Miracle Cure Ads](https://verminoftheinternet.com/why-facebook-wont-remove-miracle-cure-ads/) _2026-05-07 · verminoftheinternet · Vermin of the Internet_ SPECIMEN #000: Custos corruptus (The Corrupt Guardian: How the World's Largest Social Network Profits from the Grifts It Claims to Police) Classification: Attention Merchant / Grift Enabler / Performative Regulator Habitat: Global, with particular density in developed nations where users have disposable income and grifters have access to targeting tools Diet: User attention, advertiser revenue,… ## [The Kajabi Grift: How ‘Passive Income’ Gurus Hide the $499/Month Cost](https://verminoftheinternet.com/the-kajabi-grift-how-passive-income-gurus-hide-the-499month-cost/) _2026-05-02 · verminoftheinternet · Vermin of the Internet_ SPECIMEN #017: Affiliatus kajibius The Platform Prophet: Or How to Earn $148,754 by Teaching Others to Earn $148,754 Using the Same Tool You Are Promoting Classification: Residual Income Evangelist / Screenshot Optimist / Meta-Grift Practitioner Habitat: Medium.com, Kajabi marketplace, affiliate marketing forums, passive income YouTube channels, email lists with " 3 Months for $99 " promotions and… ## [The Enlightened Headset: Or How to Sell Someone a Lie-Down with Lights for $647](https://verminoftheinternet.com/specimen-016-suggestio-luminosa-auricularis-the-enlightened-headset-or-how-to-sell-someone-a-lie-down-with-lights-for-647/) _2026-04-30 · verminoftheinternet · Vermin of the Internet_ SPECIMEN #016: Suggestio luminosa auricularis The Enlightened Headset Classification: Cognitive Grifter / Neuro-Optimisation Device / Audio-Visual Shaman Habitat: App stores, wellness newsletters, bedrooms containing a charging cable and steadily diminishing expectations Diet: Sleep anxiety, habit guilt, and the enduring hope that change can be downloaded Threat Level: To your wallet, your… ## [Licensed Dispensaries, Pay with Crypto (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/ZQEQgtRZLi8D) _2026-04-30 · **Sponsored**_ Search verified licensed dispensaries and pay with Bitcoin, Lightning, or stablecoins. ## [The Passive Income Prophet: Or How to Earn $10,000 a Month by Writing About Earning $10,000 a Month](https://verminoftheinternet.com/specimen-015-affiliatus-miraculus-the-passive-income-prophet-or-how-to-earn-10000-a-month-by-writing-about-earning-10000-a-month/) _2026-04-28 · verminoftheinternet · Vermin of the Internet_ SPECIMEN #015: Affiliatus miraculus Or How to Earn $10,000 a Month by Writing About Earning $10,000 a Month Classification: Online Income Evangelist / Spreadsheet Optimist / Selective Realist Habitat: Medium.com, YouTube passive income channels, Twitter threads with suspiciously clean screenshots, course platforms where everything costs $497 Diet: Conversion rates, hypothetical maths, and other… ## [The Vagus Nerve Collar: How a €69.95 Plastic Ring Diagnosed and Cured Conditions Your Doctor Has Never Heard Of](https://verminoftheinternet.com/specimen-014-cervicus-resetticus-the-vagus-nerve-whisperer-or-how-to-sell-someone-a-heated-collar-for-6995/) _2026-04-26 · verminoftheinternet · Vermin of the Internet_ SPECIMEN #014: Cervicus resetticus (The Vagus Nerve Whisperer: Or How to Sell Someone a Heated Collar for €69.95) Classification: Nerve Grifter / Cervical Reset Merchant / Parasympathetic Profiteer Habitat: Shopify storefronts with countdown timers, Instagram health anxiety rabbit holes, the specific corner of the internet that appears after you Google "why do I feel dizzy and tired" Diet: Health… ## [SPECIMEN #013: Solanum ritualis (The Sacred Tuber: Or How to Sell Someone a Potato for £47)](https://verminoftheinternet.com/specimen-013-solanum-ritualis-the-sacred-tuber-or-how-to-sell-someone-a-potato-for-47/) _2026-04-23 · verminoftheinternet · Vermin of the Internet_ Classification: Ancient Wisdom Merchant / Tuber Mystic / Selective Historian Habitat: Goop-adjacent newsletters, "conscious nutrition" Instagram accounts, wellness retreats where the food is both sacred and the portions extremely small Diet: Longevity anxiety, the romance of ancient civilisations, and the unexamined assumption that anything old enough and far enough away must be doing something… ## [Realism is Mysticism: Against Nihilism](https://jordanhenderson.substack.com/p/realism-is-mysticism-against-nihilism) _2026-03-02 · Jordan Henderson · Jordan’s Substack_ This essay is my contribution to Nevermore Media’s recently launched discussion and writing project on nihilism. ## [Contraindications](https://jordanhenderson.substack.com/p/contraindications) _2025-08-30 · Jordan Henderson · Jordan’s Substack_ Latest sociopolitical painting of mine. ## [Muleta](https://jordanhenderson.substack.com/p/muleta) _2025-07-08 · Jordan Henderson · Jordan’s Substack_ The red cloth used by the Matador, to maneuver the bull, in the third and final stage of the bullfight, is called a Muleta. ## [New Artwork, Interviews & Recommended Reading: A General Update](https://jordanhenderson.substack.com/p/new-artwork-interviews-and-recommended) _2025-06-25 · Jordan Henderson · Jordan’s Substack_ Scattershot update: a little of everything. ## [Treebeard's Razor: The Ents Weigh in on AI Art & Writing](https://jordanhenderson.substack.com/p/treebeards-razor-the-ents-weigh-in) _2025-05-11 · Jordan Henderson · Jordan’s Substack_ There is still a lot of excitement about generative AI. ## [Trust the Plan: Q-Anarchism for White People](https://jordanhenderson.substack.com/p/trust-the-plan-q-anarchism-for-white) _2025-02-12 · Jordan’s Substack_ My Response to Rusere Shoniwa & Company ## [On the Great Replacement, I've Come Around: Here is Why](https://jordanhenderson.substack.com/p/on-the-great-replacement-ive-come) _2025-01-08 · Jordan Henderson · Jordan’s Substack_ “The West suffers from a strange self-hatred that one can only describe as pathological; although the West tends to be laudably open to other values, it no longer tolerates its own. ## [Collect Open Source Legends (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/0uVATMrG2a1d) _2025-01-08 · **Sponsored**_ Open-licensed art, limited foil trading packs, and optional on-chain mints. ## [All the Humans Are Sleeping](https://jordanhenderson.substack.com/p/all-the-humans-are-sleeping) _2024-12-03 · Jordan Henderson · Jordan’s Substack_ John C. A. Manley released his latest book All the Humans are Sleeping, and I had the pleasure of painting the cover art for it (the oil painting above).