How to Lose 60kg in Six Weeks by Sticking a Patch on Your Arm and Believing Very Hard

Classification: Transdermal Optimist / Nano-Needle Evangelist / Testimonial Fabricator Habitat: Facebook ads, Instagram stories, TikTok wellness influencers, landing pages with countdown timers and "Only 200 left today" banners, Shenzhen industrial zones Diet: Desperation, hope, the gap between "clinically tested" and "clinically proven", and the enduring belief that a patch can do what diet and…