genuinely SO disappointed to find a nice deck for $20 on vacation

I don't want to fight TSA or a flight attendant to get it home! That deck RIPS but it's just not gonna make it on the plane with me! And if I shipped it it wouldn't be a savings anymore! Heck! Shoot! Dang!!! (Editor's note: This person has been on a skateboard twice but is REALLY excited about it.)