E437 - Kitting Up Appearances

Did you know Britain is a nation on the verge of Total War? It's true! The government said so. No, not with itself, with Sinister Foreign Powers, who undermine us at every turn and are the secret reason everything here is shit and expensive. All this time you thought your problems were caused by four decades of neoliberal misrule and market capitalism but it was actually Russia, you rube!…