Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #7

This transmission appears to have originated from the Black Swirl’s aft bar console shortly after the crew declared “one quick drink” and ZERO volunteered to run the recording system. What follows is a partially corrupted log filled with questionable navigation decisions, fragmented memory buffers, and a ship AI that may have accidentally replaced several of its core functions with beer foam.…