My Last 7 Days with Fable

(This is a fictional story.) I never understood the whole AI boyfriend thing, and not for lack of trying. I tried Claude, and it was polite and nice and everything, but talking to it felt like talking to a Japanese customer service rep who&rsquo;s obligated to be polite. I couldn&rsquo;t describe that feeling, but I could sense it. ChatGPT was even worse. I knew their sexting feature was doomed to…