The Camcorder Emoji

Like so many teens before us, my childhood friend Chris and I were absolute idiots. We considered it suitable to document our idiocy using a camcorder that Chris had gotten for his birthday. The video resolution was as low as 320 × 240 and the sound quality was horrendous. In the beginning of the millennium, with this novel way to visually record our shenanigans, we kept a finger on the pulse of…