# emergency alert (blogs) — RSS Amplifier Recent posts from the 6 feeds in the RSS Amplifier directory that cover emergency alert. Page: Feed: --- ## [Bride clearly angling bouquet toward specific friend](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/relationships/bride-clearly-angling-bouquet-toward-specific-friend-20260822268831) _2026-08-22 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ A NEWLYWED woman throwing her bouquet is very obviously trying to ensure it lands in the hands of a particular unwed friend. ## [We ask you: What’s your libellous theory of why Harry and Meghan are moving to the UK?](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/we-ask-you-whats-your-libellous-theory-of-why-harry-and-meghan-are-moving-to-the-uk-20260822268828) _2026-08-22 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ THE Duke and Duchess of Sussex are moving to Britain, and we’ve all got our own legally inadmissible opinions as to why. What’s yours? ## [Harry has no more money for legal action so say what you want](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/harry-has-no-more-money-for-legal-action-so-say-what-you-want-20260821268843) _2026-08-21 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ ## [Man definitely didn’t just freshen up willy in girlfriend’s sink](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/relationships/man-definitely-didnt-just-freshen-up-willy-in-girlfriends-sink-20260821268808) _2026-08-21 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ A man who emerged from the bathroom ready for intercourse is pretending he did not wash his horrible knob in his girlfriend's lovely sink. ## [The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Nigel Farage, ending benefits for Britain’s own good](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/the-archbishop-of-canterbury-on-nigel-farage-ending-benefits-for-britains-own-good-20260821268812) _2026-08-21 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ Waking up with a hangover that's left my anus barking like a dog, I imbibe more water than a data centre to take the edge off. ## [Meghan takes role in EastEnders](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/meghan-takes-role-in-eastenders-20260821268823) _2026-08-21 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ THE Duchess of Sussex has announced she has been offered a major role in the soap opera EastEnders . ## [The six stages of disillusionment with your club’s summer buys](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/the-six-stages-of-disillusionment-with-your-clubs-summer-buys-20260821268817) _2026-08-21 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ HEADY with anticipation at a man you’ve never heard of signing for the club you support? These are the six stages in your journey to hatred. ## [Harry to try to return to royal life as if nothing happened](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/harry-to-try-to-return-to-royal-life-as-if-nothing-happened-20260821268803) _2026-08-21 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ THE Duke of Sussex is going to try and waltz back into the Royal family by pretending the last six years did not happen. ## [Sussexes to handle unpopularity with British public by never, ever meeting them](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/sussexes-to-handle-unpopularity-with-british-public-by-never-ever-meeting-them-20260820268796) _2026-08-20 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ ## [Who is Natalie Harp? The woman who, please God no, for her sake, may be sleeping with Trump](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/who-is-natalie-harp-the-woman-who-please-god-no-for-her-sake-may-be-sleeping-with-trump-20260820268786) _2026-08-20 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ ONE of President Trump’s personal staff who, nobody likes to think about it but it’s possible, may be having sex with him has come to prominence. Who is Natalie Harp? ## [Unlimited Mobile Internet, One V-SIM (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/yFVRuGX5K3js) _2026-08-20 · **Sponsored**_ Automatically switches across T-Mobile, AT&T and Verizon; no throttling, no contract. ## [Why we know salary is the last thing on your mind, by a hiring manager](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/work/why-we-know-salary-is-the-last-thing-on-your-mind-by-a-hiring-manager-20260820268783) _2026-08-20 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ MONEY is vulgar. We know you’re applying for this position because you believe you can maximise value for our shareholders. That’s why we prefer not to bring it up. ## [Your hate keeps us young, Harry tells Britain](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/your-hate-keeps-us-young-harry-tells-britain-20260820268779) _2026-08-20 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ PRINCE Harry has informed Britain that only bathing in its utter loathing for them keeps him and his wife young. ## [1 the same as A\*, teen tells parents](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/1-the-same-as-a-teen-tells-parents-20260820268776) _2026-08-20 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ A TEENAGER has convinced his parents that a grade 1 is the equivalent to an A\* in the updated GCSE marking scheme. ## [Burnham branded ‘indie traitor’ after attending Brit awards](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/burnham-branded-indie-traitor-after-attending-brit-awards-20260819268773) _2026-08-19 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ ## [Homeless people are untidy, Britain reluctantly agrees](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/homeless-people-are-untidy-britain-reluctantly-agrees-20260819268770) _2026-08-19 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ DESPITE the UK’s natural unwillingness to help the unfortunate, Burnham’s plan to end rough sleeping has won support because they are rather scruffy. ## [I hold all my key Zoom meetings in Wetherspoons. This phone speaker ban will hurt my bottom line](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/i-hold-all-my-key-zoom-meetings-in-wetherspoons-this-phone-speaker-ban-will-hurt-my-bottom-line-20260819268763) _2026-08-19 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ 'BUY,' 'Sell,' What's the margin on that?' and 'Borrow in yen and invest in bonds.' Just a few of the things I say while running a major business from Wetherspoons. ## [‘Sober at work’ and other acting roles you should be recognised for](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/sober-at-work-and-other-acting-roles-you-should-be-recognised-for-20260819268752) _2026-08-19 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ ACTING isn't the preserve of the good-looking, the talented, or even their nepo babies. Ordinary people like you perform, and these six turns in particular deserve an Oscar. ## [Teacher doesn’t give a toss what ex-pupil doing now](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/teacher-doesnt-give-a-toss-what-ex-pupil-doing-now-20260819268748) _2026-08-19 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashThe Daily Mash_ A secondary school teacher could not care less what some kid they taught 20 years ago is up to these days. ## [Five occasions men wear their one generic M&S suit](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/five-occasions-men-wear-their-one-generic-ms-suit-20260819268745) _2026-08-19 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashNews – The Daily Mash_ THE estate of manhood comes with a single inoffensive M&S suit, to be worn at each and every formal social event. Including these. ## [‘You’re my lobster’ and other quotes from TV shows people need to get the f\*\*k over](https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/youre-my-lobster-and-other-quotes-from-tv-shows-people-need-to-get-the-fk-over-20260818268732) _2026-08-18 · The Daily Mash · The Daily MashNews – The Daily Mash_ THE unimaginative walk among us, still trotting out quotes from TV shows that ceased broadcast decades ago. These six scream ‘Jesus Christ, watch something else’. ## [Home of the Agentic Pull Request (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/MrsGdCnqcHyr) _2026-08-18 · **Sponsored**_ CLI-first, TUI-ready toolkits and a moshscript installer — join the waitlist ## [v9.27.4.0 hornet\_moth](https://bnl.cx) _2026-08-15 · Ben LaCroix_ Mp3 player: added track "solvents". ## [v9.27.3.0 eastern\_tent\_caterpillar](https://bnl.cx) _2026-07-23 · Ben LaCroix_ Mp3 player: added track "uwav\_0perative". ## [UFV alumni: where are they now?](https://ufvcascade.ca/ufv-alumni-where-are-they-now/) _2026-07-17 · Caitlyn Carr · The Cascade_ Grad season at UFV just wrapped up and new graduates are now faced with their futures. Some have everything mapped out, but others may be left wondering what comes next \[…\] ## [The Cascade Corner Booth (WORKING TITLE)](https://ufvcascade.ca/the-cascade-corner-booth-working-title/) _2026-07-16 · Cassie Williams and Darien Johnsen · The Cascade_ Everyone and their dog thinks they can start a podcast these days. Lucky for UFV students The Cascade is someone and someone’s dog! So, we’ve delved into the world of audio \[…\] ## [Three queer films, one exhausted unicorn: a Pride?Month review](https://ufvcascade.ca/three-queer-films-one-exhausted-unicorn-a-pride-month-review/) _2026-07-16 · Sky Terrones · The Cascade_ Hello, my fellow unicorns, fairies, and bears! June 1 marked the beginning of Canadian Pride Season, and thus your favourite rainbow dealer is back to report on their triple?feature queer \[…\] ## [Increasing wait times for specialists in B.C.](https://ufvcascade.ca/increasing-wait-times-for-specialists-in-b-c/) _2026-07-16 · Jasleen Sandhu · The Cascade_ In recent years, there has been a 10 per cent rise in wait times to see specialists in British Columbia. This growth in number can be attributed to the province’s \[…\] ## [Noah Kahan is willing and able to make new music](https://ufvcascade.ca/noah-kahan-is-willing-and-able-to-make-new-music/) _2026-07-16 · Sophia Halas · The Cascade_ Apr. 24 saw the release of Noah Kahan‘s fourth studio album, The Great Divide (2026), a drop fans had been eagerly waiting for. The momentum was immediate — and then, in \[…\] ## [The Environmentalist: when Earth hits its limits](https://ufvcascade.ca/the-environmentalist-when-earth-hits-its-limits/) _2026-07-16 · Fabiola Cruz Alderete · The Cascade_ Welcome to The Environmentalist, your column for understanding the natural world. Today we will be talking about planetary limits. Almost everything in life has limits. There is a finite amount \[…\] ## [Doublet earthquakes devastate vulnerable Venezuela](https://ufvcascade.ca/doublet-earthquakes-devastate-vulnerable-venezuela/) _2026-07-16 · Natalia Toscano · The Cascade_ On June 24, four minutes past six p.m. local time, a doublet earthquake hit Venezuela with a 7.2 magnitude foreshock 23 kilometres off the city of Yumare followed by a \[…\] ## [Sweet syrup and bitter history](https://ufvcascade.ca/sweet-syrup-and-bitter-history/) _2026-07-16 · Kara Dunbar · The Cascade_ For years now, I haven’t called Canada Day a celebration, but an observation. It has been a chance to learn more about my country — where we’ve been, where we \[…\] ## [Persona-led AI publishing (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/n1wRCxMCXj3W) _2026-07-16 · **Sponsored**_ Generate drafts, schedule subdomain publishing, and keep human review where needed. ## [An alarming realization on BC Emergency Alerts](https://ufvcascade.ca/an-alarming-realization-on-bc-emergency-alerts/) _2026-07-16 · Natalia Toscano · The Cascade_ I still remember the first time I witnessed my phone blasting the emergency alarm through BC Emergency Alerts. It was for an active shooter in Langley back in Jul. 25, \[…\] ## [The Cascade Shuffle](https://ufvcascade.ca/the-cascade-shuffle/) _2026-07-16 · Darien Johnsen · The Cascade_ Welcome to The Cascade’s first ever shuffle! As Editor-in-Chief, I thought I should try and focus on something relevant to our campus or community. But then I thought: fuck it. So here’s \[…\] ## [v9.27.2.0 false\_honeypot\_ant](https://bnl.cx) _2026-06-19 · Ben LaCroix_ Mp3 player: added track "laughing\_water". There is a running man present while this track plays. In supported browsers, the user interface chrome is now appropriately light or dark in correspondence with BénOS™' current day/nite mode. ## [v9.27.1.2 giant\_silver\_bullet\_springtail](https://bnl.cx) _2026-06-09 · Ben LaCroix_ Mp3 player: added track "witchFinder\_glacial". ## [v9.27.1.1 malmgrens\_springtail](https://bnl.cx) _2026-05-22 · Ben LaCroix_ Mp3 player: added track "bugdoor\_posture\_honor". Lower character: both §hapes now say more things. Devlog: updated footer. Bugfixes: When the bounce window is bounced with modifiers enabled, the dynamic accent-colored text now replaces the textured text instead of being drawn atop it, resulting in fewer visual glitches. The artwork for the audio of the Emergency Alert System now auto-scrolls… ## [v9.27.1.0 northern\_giant\_hornet](https://bnl.cx) _2026-05-15 · Ben LaCroix_ Updated bouncing: Added bounce modifier "Skew X/Y". CAUTION: Bounce modifier "Skew X/Y" increases the dimensions of windows, making it easier to accidentally trigger the Emergency Alert System. Avoid this by resizing windows first to give them space. If the Bounce window is bounced with modifier(s) enabled, its headings now correct themselves to be in a readable orientation as the window moves… ## [v9.27.0.2 africanized\_bee](https://bnl.cx) _2026-03-27 · Ben LaCroix_ Updated bouncing: Restructured bounce options menu to distinguish between timing and rotation modulation. Added bounce rotation mode "Z". Combine it with bounce rotation mode "XY 2D" for a 3D effect. The kill screen now appears in the main interface if the audio for the Emergency Alert System is the currently selected track in the mp3 player. Updated Bio. Updated E-mail section. ## [v9.27.0.1 double\_drummer](https://bnl.cx) _2026-03-16 · Ben LaCroix_ Updated bouncing: Added bounce mode "Flip2D", which can be combined with other bounce modes. The Emergency Alert System will now trigger if you try to bounce a window that is too tall or wide. Bio: updated donor organs. ## [v9.26.0.1 violin\_beetle](https://bnl.cx) _2026-01-16 · Ben LaCroix_ Mp3 player: added track "shroud\_of\_da\_baller". Many ambient animations are now rendered using hardware-accelerated implementations, such as interactive CSS sprites instead of GIFs. Many windows now intially fit within the viewport, making them bounceable without first needing to be resized. ## [v9.25.0.1 green\_lacewing](https://bnl.cx) _2026-01-05 · Ben LaCroix_ Mp3 player: added track "bot\_dolphin\_edit". ## [v9.24.0.1 thorn\_bug](https://benlacroix.com) _2025-12-16 · Ben LaCroix_ Mp3 player: added track "late4". ## [v9.23.0.1 black\_salt\_marsh\_mosquito](https://benlacroix.com) _2025-11-24 · Ben LaCroix_ Mp3 player: added track "pinball\_j1had\_DNR-ver" (intro drums by JOK, photo by OCL). The background of the main menu is now more transparent. Loading screen: reversed gradient direction. ## [v9.22.0.1 asian\_wooly\_hackberry\_aphid](https://benlacroix.com) _2025-11-17 · Ben LaCroix_ BénOS™ is now accessible thru the URL https://bnl.cx . The Advisory window now displays domain information. I'm working on v10 of this site. When v10 is up, benlacroix.com will redirect to bnl.cx . BénOS™ will be contained within v10. Bouncing has been enhanced: Refactored animations to use CSS instead of JS for improved performance and flexibility. Added the Bounce Menu. Use it to change the… ## [v9.21.0.1 eastern\_bloodsucking\_conenose](https://benlacroix.com) _2025-08-22 · Ben LaCroix_ Mp3 player: added track "bL\_cry\_on\_command\_v2". Bugfix: when using keyboard navigation, the lower character now expands properly while in the Pyramidal Form. ## [v9.20.0.1 dwarf\_flightless\_scelionid\_wasp](https://benlacroix.com) _2025-08-05 · Ben LaCroix_ Updated the boot sequence. Lower character: the Pyramidal Form now responds to mouse movement, similarly to how it responds to mobile device tilt. Bio \> CV: added link to my wife's website . ## [v9.19.0.1 domestic\_silk\_moth](https://benlacroix.com) _2025-07-24 · Ben LaCroix_ Lower character: Pyramidal Form unlocked. The Character Shape can now be changed using the "§" button in the footer. When the footer is expanded, clicking/tapping on the word bubble will now invoke another phrase. The character can no longer utter the same phrase twice consecutively. Bio: added Shape IRL. Bugfix: tapping to reset a window's peel no longer registers a tap on any elements… ## [v9.18.0.1 lace\_bug](https://benlacroix.com) _2025-06-13 · Ben LaCroix_ Mp3 player: added track "b\_laden\_intro\_rough". ## [v9.17.0.1 eastern\_eyed\_click\_beetle](https://benlacroix.com) _2025-06-02 · Ben LaCroix_ Mp3 player: added track "baubles\_for\_aphids". ## [v9.16.0.1 cotton\_leafworm](https://benlacroix.com) _2025-05-04 · Ben LaCroix_ Bio: added Payload. Mp3 player: added track "scalp\_collect". Recorded in one take, with no edits. ## [v9.15.0.1 leaf\_cutter\_bee](https://benlacroix.com) _2025-04-14 · Ben LaCroix_ The appearance and behavior of the pseudo-cursor on touch devices has been changed: It now transitions smoothly between touch-points. It now disappears while swiping (but not while dragging something).