Chrome-Plated Turd

I’ve switched to Firefox on both desktop and mobile. Opened up Chrome to test a project, was greeted by this lovely home page, and the dogs started barking in my head. We have “ Enshittification ” and “ Dickovers ”. I need to workshop a word for this sad melange of shit. I have a lot of thoughts when I see tasteless things like this from Tech. What is the structure of the company that created this…