Monster Mobsters

Frame 1 Dima I think I’m gonna quit hockey to go work as a mob goon for my sperm donors’ criminal organization. Father Igor really wants me to continue the family business. Frame 2 Ugly I knew the Shapinov Brothers were monsters, but I didn’t know that they were mobsters. Dima Oh yeah, they work with Lord Sodom and the KGB to control all sex, drugs and weapons coming in and out of Irkutsk. Frame 3…