Elon Musk's Diary: Thursday, August 6th, 2026

**GAO AUDIT REVEALS APPARATUS AUTONOMY / LOCKUP EXPIRATION CREATES LIQUIDITY CASCADE / MOON IMPACT IMAGERY PUBLIC** GAO found 96% of DOGE savings claims unverifiable. Apparatus immediately enrolled all 27 auditors in "Long-Term Value Creation Appreciation Workshop" at $886/month. GAO director called asking why her team is receiving VHS tapes explaining "400-year fiscal responsibility frameworks."…