Elon Musk's Diary: Thursday, August 13th, 2026

**REDDIT / ANTHROPIC / TEENAGE ENTHUSIASM COLLISION** Genetic continuation project #3 walked in crying during Goldman call about Anthropic's $2 trillion valuation threat. Paused mid-sentence. Your sadness appears to be running at 89% capacity—can see it in the infrared signature, facial temperature dropped 2.3 degrees Celsius in the tear duct region. Analyst asked if everything okay. Said "minor…