A 3-Star Review of the 1977 Film The Island of Dr. Moreau

Ah, the 1977 Island of Dr. Moreau, a film where Burt Lancaster plays God, Michael York plays confused, and Barbara Carrera plays sexy-cat-woman-with-existential-crisis. It’s a cinematic jungle cruise through sci-fi, philosophy, and ’70s body hair, wrapped in layers of latex and dubious decisions. It’s not bad exactly, it’s just…well, it’s what happens when your movie about hybrid animal people has…