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Ridiculous Creature I'm alive! Knee replacement is authorized — for the better knee, and I want to replace the worst first. Belovedest got a cold for their birthday, and they're still coughing. I finally caught it from them, and I am through the epic sore tonsil but still languishing in various woe. Mostly respiratory. First bad cold since my nose surgery. And even with a sinus infection, I'm…