...p...p-p-PENIS?!!!

Today Belovedest had to bust the teenagers for playing "the penis game" in the library. [You say the word increasingly loudly, in turns, until someone loses the game by being told to cut it out or being asked to leave.] The weather's getting colder, but I have evolved myself an outfit to wear outdoors for lounging while the weather's in the high 50s F -- my slightly ratty plush bathrobe underneath…