They Made A Meal Out Of Him

So. This morning I found out about something and..... I definitely have words for it despite how indescribable I feel. I'll just write what I saw. In 1991, hikers exploring the Tyrolean Alps between Italy and Austria discovered the mummified remains of a 5,300-year-old man. Scientists nicknamed him Ötzi the Iceman. They learned he was balding, covered in tattoos, and infected with a cancer-causing…