Taking VelociPerl for a ride

VelociPerl is a closed source fork of Perl that claims performance gains of 45% over the stock (“your dad’s Perl” in their parlance) based on some public benchmarks. I will not go into how they achieved this performance boost, or why they released it as closed source, or even “but why the heck did you release it as closed source?”, as you can follow the Reddit discussion. However, even a modest…