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"Wait, so if Demippos here gets to read all his part then he gets 3 hours, and I only get 2 for my part!" "I know, there's this other tale I know, I'll adapt it and then that'll make us equal" "Oh no, now we're too long overall! We'll need to take this other part out, everyone agrees it's not as interesting or relevant as other parts..." "What did you do! Now my part isn't long enough! I demand…