Do you remember when Furbys were a national security threat? All those brave, strong military men,…

Do you remember when Furbys were a national security threat? All those brave, strong military men, terrified of a triangle-shaped rat thing with enormous ears. Sure, I was scared of them too, but for a much more primal reason. Their lifeless eyes rolling around in their high-impact polycarbonate cyberskulls crept into my dreams, but even I knew that they weren't likely to destroy the CIA. I think…