Modern life, or why I can't order takeaway

Short one. One the way to the airport I left my phone with both sims in a rental car. It's probably stuck in that country for a couple of months. The flights were delayed, there's a heatwave, so generally it was a long and frustrating day and I didn't have any food in. Have you ever tried to pay for anything online in this situation? The EU makes it all but impossible. Some places only accepted…