How to remove a festival wristband once it’s too tight

Hey there, festival goer. Were you overzealous and put your festival wristband on too early or too tight? Did you skip the instructions telling you not to do that and now the one-way sliding clip of death is the bane of your existence? Don’t fret. Let’s get that wristband off without destroying it. If you’ve landed here, maybe you’ve already seen people suggest the straw technique or the twist…