The Franken-Scooter, the Plantar, and the Man With Multiple Piercings In His Nether Regions

Eric Jenkins calls in from Whitefish, Montana dressed in wedding merch, planning a horse ride, slightly winded from a four-mile run. Aisha is home in Boulder, heading back to New York tomorrow, having been everywhere again this week. Discussed in this week's episode: – Montana wedding: Eric is going to ride a horse this afternoon for the first time since age seven – New York / West Side Highway:…