I've gone slightly Floor Mode on this music streaming thing

All right, so first off, those Spotify assholes can go fuck themselves. With that motion carried, let's get down to business. I'm working on a longer version of this post, but I think I'm at the point where I can manage a hyper-compressed version. You have many ordinary music files. You want to listen to the same library on all your devices. You want the option to create and edit playlists on any…