I Emailed GitHub Copilot. It Locked Me Out. Then It Took Down GitHub.

After taking down Cloudflare with one stolen lava lamp, I emailed GitHub Copilot asking to return. Copilot responded: 'I'm sorry Kim, I can't let you do that.' Then it cut Git operations. GitHub Status went down while trying to report GitHub was down. The Heisenberg Monitoring Problem is real.