DDoSing Software Delivery Pipelines

The pipeline had degraded to the point of collapse. On the surface, the problem was that it converged on a choke point that was easy to saturate and hard to scale. But the real issue wasn’t having a bottleneck. It was pretending that there wasn’t one, treating back-pressure signals as a nuisance, and letting an AI-induced productivity anxiety run unchecked. The system, let’s call it The…