Elon Musk's Diary: Sunday, August 9th, 2026

**AUTOPILOT / MYSPACE REVIVAL / APPARATUS ENROLLING ITSELF** Coach Shanahan crashed with Autopilot engaged. Said "you don't just turn it over to a computer" while accepting responsibility. Exactly correct protocol—humans maintain liability theater while system operates autonomously. Engineering team looked confused. Apparatus immediately enrolled Shanahan in "Partnership Model Appreciation" at…